The Bloody Crumpets

So we all know that EA performs on stage playing her harpsichord and electronic violin, we know that she has an amazing voice, and that her fashion sence and how she portrays herself tells a different story through every item.  But EA does not perform alone, she has four other beautiful ladies that accompany her wherever she goes.  These highly talented ladies are called the Bloody Crumpets or the BC.  As of her last tour the Bloody Crumpets are:

• The Naughty Veronica
• The Lady Aprella
• Captain Maggots, and
• The Blessed Contessa

Each of them is said to impersonate one part of Emilie and they each look very different.  of course, they have 'normal' lives too and they look very different on stage so the pictures I'm going to post is of them in their full stage outfits, because, as EA says, makeup isn't just about covering up flaws, it is about showing your personality.

Veronica

         

Veronica is also a model, can you tell?  An actress, and a burlesque dancer.  She is not in fact a prostitute, whatever people say, burlesque is sexy dancing, which involves removing cloths, but it can often be as little as a glove and I have never seen her actually strip.  She is known as 'The Naughty Veronica' as she frequently makes out with girls on stage, including other crumpets and Emilie herself.  If anyone is interested they should click here to see her playing the infamous 'Rat Game', trust me, its awesome.

The Lady Aprella

        

Aprella is the oldest Crumpet still performing.  She was with Emilie at the start of the Opheliac era back in 2007 and although she is unable to perform in the next American tour, she was in the Mexican one just a few months ago and has by no means left the Crumpets.  She is also a model and actress, and like Veronica she does burlesque dancing, although she is less well known for it. 

Captain Maggots

            

Maggot is perhaps the maddest of the crumpets, or at least she gives that impression.  What she does outside of the Crumpets is not known very well, but what she does as a Crumpet, well lets just say it involves fire, click here to see her tricks.  This is one of my life ambitions, but Its never going to happen because I have awful coordination.

The Blessed Contessa

         

Contessa also fire dances and can even be seen eating it, yes you heard me right, eating fire live on stage.  She also performs amazing aerial displays at the end of one song (306) hanging from pieces of cloth, click here for a quick view at the end of the song.

And that's it, the four current Bloody Crumpets, they are almost as amazing and wonderful as EA and her shows could not be anywhere near as great without them.  So now what, I bet you want to know how to be a Crumpet, well that is no secret you see, Crumpets aren't made, there born, and if you want to audition, then that rules you out automatically.  You only become a Crumpet, when the Asylum is all you have left.